Sardonic Scribe Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the dry wit and creative flair of a sardonic scribe? Our collection boasts humorous mugs, edgy t-shirts, cozy pillows, and clever art prints—each designed with a sharp tongue and an even sharper sense of humor. Celebrate their unique style and love for words with a gift that’s as witty as they are. Whether they’re a writer, blogger, or simply a lover of clever commentary, you'll find the perfect piece to match their dark humor and creative spirit.

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Our Lady of Perpetual Kvetching

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"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one." mockup

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

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'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

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'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.' mockup

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

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"He's So Your Type."

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Targets

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"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly." mockup

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

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"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

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Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex mockup

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

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'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?' mockup

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

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'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.' mockup

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

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Special Place in Hell...

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'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

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"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'." mockup

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

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"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath." mockup

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

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'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

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"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!"

"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!" mockup

"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!"

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'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'

'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.' mockup

'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'

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"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place." mockup

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

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"Occasionally he allows staff to voice their grievances..."

"Occasionally he allows staff to voice their grievances..." mockup

"Occasionally he allows staff to voice their grievances..."

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'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.' mockup

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

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"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips." mockup

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."

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"Look Marj, decalf."

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"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

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