Retirement Humor Lover Gifts

'As a practioner of complimentary medicine, I must say you are marvellous for your age.'

"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."

"Since he retired I like to keep him handy around the house."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Why bother?"

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Did someone say something?'

Old man has a walking stick case.

When scientists come out of retirement.

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

This problem began in the 1950's...

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

"My bottom went to sleep."

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

"Help! I've fallen and my son is a disappointment!"

"It's the Florida kid."

'It was a Christmas present from last year. They're cute when they're puppies.'

'The teachers' range are all designed vertically so they can stand at the front of the class.'

"You look amazing Dad. Has Mrs Arnold been ironing your face again?"

'One hundred is the new ninety!'

'Aha, the vitamins for seniors swaps additives for preservatives.'

"Harry seldom leaves his retirement cubicle."