Retirement Humor Fan Gifts

Getting old may mean getting good at 'getting lost'!

Old fly...retirement home.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

You can't get what up

Birthday To-Do List

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

A senior moment.

David Blaine, Age 60

"Our house must be haunted. When I look in the mirror an old geezer-goat stands in front of me so I can't see myself."

Trump to Build Wall

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

When scientists come out of retirement.

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

"Cap'n crunches"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'I need a low dose of Viagra please doctor. . .I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't wee on my shoes.'

"Phew! You're ripe! What's that brown spot?"

"When was this license issued?"

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

"Help! I've fallen and my son is a disappointment!"

"My bottom went to sleep."

A Little Mistake.

Empty window display selling air guitars.

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt