Retirement Humor Fan Pillows

Getting old may mean getting good at 'getting lost'!

Old fly...retirement home.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

You can't get what up

Birthday To-Do List

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

A senior moment.

David Blaine, Age 60

Trump to Build Wall

"Our house must be haunted. When I look in the mirror an old geezer-goat stands in front of me so I can't see myself."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'I need a low dose of Viagra please doctor. . .I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't wee on my shoes.'

"Cap'n crunches"

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

"My bottom went to sleep."

"Help! I've fallen and my son is a disappointment!"

A Little Mistake.

Servant girls wishing to leave because the soldiers have moved from Knightsbridge.

Gross Outrage.

'The teachers' range are all designed vertically so they can stand at the front of the class.'

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt