Retirement Home Humor Aficionado Gifts

"My bottom went to sleep."

"Why bother?"

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Affordable housing

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'You are always living in the past!'

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"It's the Florida kid."

'One hundred is the new ninety!'

"Kick me"

An old Dracula's false teeth fall out.

Old fly...retirement home.

"Happy birthday. They were out of bourbon so I got you those underpants you can pee in."

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

'Su casa is now mi casa.'

"I said, my testicles are cold." "That's because they're in the dog's water bowl again."

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"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."

"This says you're only 54. We need to cart you down to the rec center for questioning."

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

'The Ladies Home Auxiliary claims responsibility.'

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

"No, kids, Grandma isn't 'way older' than these trees."

Old Yolk's Home.

"Either the house was built on a flood plain..."

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