Retirees Chuckling At Themselves Gifts

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'This IS our retirement plan.'

At the Old Bikers' Home

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

"My bottom went to sleep."

'One hundred is the new ninety!'

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

Oap recruitment.

'The Ladies Home Auxiliary claims responsibility.'

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

"This says you're only 54. We need to cart you down to the rec center for questioning."

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."

"When I retired they gave me a gold watch. It stopped working when I did."

No Hoodies

"Do you have a minute to talk about your retirement years?"

'Help! I've fallen UP and I can't get back down!'

Dave talks about the life as a Paramedic...