Retirees Chuckling At Themselves Mugs

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

"My bottom went to sleep."

At the Old Bikers' Home

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

'One hundred is the new ninety!'

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

Oap recruitment.

'The Ladies Home Auxiliary claims responsibility.'

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."

"This says you're only 54. We need to cart you down to the rec center for questioning."

"When I retired they gave me a gold watch. It stopped working when I did."

"Do you have a minute to talk about your retirement years?"

No Hoodies

'Help! I've fallen UP and I can't get back down!'

Dave talks about the life as a Paramedic...

"Marge, start packing. We're moving up the road to 'Coming-Out-Of Retirement Village'."