Retail Champion Gifts

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"How was work?"

Myths and legends...

Sale.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Supermarket Merge

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Returns"

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Sold It All.

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.