Retail Advocate Gifts

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Create some buzz!

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Our giant sale now on!'

Last Chance for Everything.

Self-Checkout.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...