Bookstore Champion Gifts

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Self Help / Elf Help.

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Books / Coffee table books

Meet the Author

Crime in bookshop