Bookstore Champion Mugs

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Self Help / Elf Help.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Books / Coffee table books

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Crime in bookshop