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"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"How was work?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Myths and legends...

Sale.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

SupermarketAwful Market.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"Returns"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Sold It All.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."