Religious Rib-tickler Gifts

"Have you ever thought of being a nun, Sadie?"

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Gates of heaven

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

2pm meet your Creator

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"Holy Mackerel!"

'All the tellers are nuns.'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

I am one with stupid.

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'Man, I'm bombing,'

Pastoring for Dummies

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Holy Relics.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization