Religious Ringer Gifts

The British Society of Campanology...

"Ding" "Dong"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"The guy's a natural!"

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

The Missing Bell

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

The Hunchback of Notre Dame practices ringing the bell.

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Two friars ringing bells

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

"I hear we went platinum."

"Experience!"

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

No caption. (Friar wears a cross and the chord leads to his ears as it does with a MP3 player.)

'What a day! I feel like I've been through the ringer.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Bell disaster

"The ringtones.....The ringtones......"

"About time I've been pageing you for ages."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!

"Bell Boy"

"Alright, who's the ringleader?"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Ding Dong.

I applied for a bell ringers job!

Bishop rocking in his church.

'Sorry, wrong John we are looking for a Baptist not a Methodist.'

Ding Dong Merrily on High

Pope Francis