Religion Reverberator Gifts

The meek shall inherit the earth. Inherit the earth? Yeah, if it's okay with everybody else.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

The World's Biggest Book Club

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Corruption trial in the Vatican

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Religion & Economics.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Just my luck."

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'Is it organic?'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Alcoholics drink alone... or with others!

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'