Religion Reflectors Gifts

"When were you planning to tell me about Hell?"

Sinner/Devout.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Cyber Dream

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"No internet connection"

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

People in the north country didn't know what to make of narcissus.

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

Psychiatrist's Notice - THINK BACK

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

'In view of the crap you talk, I'd suggest to take this, sir, before you get sued for environmental pollution.'

"I'm getting so old my dead friends are going to wonder where I am."

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

"I wish he could have been here to hear all those wonderful lies they told about him."

'Oh! con-found these country looking glasses, though!''