Crucifixion Reflector Gifts

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

Bear Bears his Cross

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

My belief is better than yours!

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Sinner/Devout.

'In view of the crap you talk, I'd suggest to take this, sir, before you get sued for environmental pollution.'

"I've been to the office..."

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

'I recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me...so I'm stepping down.'

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."

"Looking back at it now I wish I'd made more garbage."

No Christmas Lockdown

"I bet that under your preachy, holier-than-thou attitude is another preachy, holier-than-thou attitude."

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

'God's dead. We're closed.'