Crucifixion Reflector Pillows

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

Bear Bears his Cross

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

My belief is better than yours!

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Sinner/Devout.

'In view of the crap you talk, I'd suggest to take this, sir, before you get sued for environmental pollution.'

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"I've been to the office..."

'I recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me...so I'm stepping down.'

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

"Looking back at it now I wish I'd made more garbage."

No Christmas Lockdown

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."

"I bet that under your preachy, holier-than-thou attitude is another preachy, holier-than-thou attitude."

'God's dead. We're closed.'

"I really enjoyed the Bible."