Romantic Reflector Gifts

'I love to remember times long, long ago...' 'And I was far, far away.'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'Good old middle class sex.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"The overthinker"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

Are you getting enough "me" time, Al? Oh, more than enough, Doctor

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

'How does it make you feel when he doesn't acknowledge all the hard work you put into gathering?'

"Lucky!"

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

"I wish we had a diary room - someone who would listen to me."

"That's just my memory mattress."

"For the experiencing self or the remembering self?" "That was nice."

"Twenty years ago, I invited you in for a nightcap. I now retract that invitation."