Ironic Art Reflector Gifts

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Woman looking into a mirror

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Middle-Aged Robot.

"Don't mention it."

"I have nothing to hide."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

"His paintings are better than they look."

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

An old couple visit a woods where they once carved their name in a tree and discover it has bee cut down.

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

"I was so busy worrying that she only loved me because of my money that I lost her AND the money!"

'Twelve More Disciples'

Looking miserable out there today...

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."

Reflection dance.

"Oh, that's just the pedestal your father used to put me on."

Breast Height Chart

'Good old middle class sex.'

'This one's called '25 to Life'.'