Ironic Art Reflector Pillows

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Woman looking into a mirror

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"I have nothing to hide."

"Don't mention it."

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"His paintings are better than they look."

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

An old couple visit a woods where they once carved their name in a tree and discover it has bee cut down.

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

"I was so busy worrying that she only loved me because of my money that I lost her AND the money!"

'Twelve More Disciples'

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

Looking miserable out there today...

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

Reflection dance.

Breast Height Chart

"Oh, that's just the pedestal your father used to put me on."

'Good old middle class sex.'

"So you only got one Valentine's card!"

Angel devil confessional.