Classic Rock Reflector Gifts

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Large print rock'n'roll section

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

Retirement...Retirement...

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

"I bet that under your preachy, holier-than-thou attitude is another preachy, holier-than-thou attitude."

'God's dead. We're closed.'

"I really enjoyed the Bible."

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

Death of Arafat.

The Origin of Creationism

'Maybe I am thick, but I can't understand a woman who gives up her diet for Lent.'