Religious Rib-tickler Pillows

"Have you ever thought of being a nun, Sadie?"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Gates of heaven

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Holy Mackerel!"

'All the tellers are nuns.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

I am one with stupid.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Pastoring for Dummies

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Holy Relics.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'