Religious Educators Gifts

'Catholic families believe in the holy acrimony of marriage.'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'I KNEW he had an ulterior motive!'

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'They're not supposed to have any love interest!'

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

'God's home videos.'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

'I really don't know if I should. Jesus doesn't like money changers.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Caption Contest TK

Moses as a child.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Bible Bloopers

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Noah's ark, many lions