Religious Education Enthusiast Gifts

Catholic school admissions exam - Q: Is the Pope a catholic?

Boys In The School Room.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Yes, all at once!'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Trappist Monk Discord

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

Moses as a child.

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

Noah's ark, many lions

"What did Jesus order?"

Bible Bloopers

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

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