Religious Education Gifts

'Can you tell me about the dead sea?'

'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

What Pastor Lewis started as a joke, ended up being a vital ministry...

'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

'You called for tech support?'

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"So why did Noah have to build an ark?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Caption Contest TK

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Moses as a child.

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

Bible Bloopers

Noah's ark, many lions

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

Nun Binning the Devil