Religious Education Explorer Gifts

'Can you tell me about the dead sea?'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

The World's Biggest Book Club

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

Moses as a child.

'I'm an atheist!'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

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"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'