Religious Studies Explorer Gifts

'Wait, I don't understand...Aren't these textbooks out of date enough?'

Martin Luther was a pioneer of self-publishing.

Housemaid saying she will be glad when mistress gets tired of Puseyism

'No, not the Joseph Smith!'

"It's just an apple... You wait 'til money is invented..!!

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

How world war III started.

'I'm an atheist!'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'