Religious Education Enthusiasts Gifts

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

The ecumenical dinner party.

Moses as a child.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"What did Jesus order?"

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Caption Contest TK

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"