Religious Education Enthusiasts Pillows

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Yes, all at once!'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Trappist Monk Discord

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"What did Jesus order?"

Caption Contest TK

Moses as a child.

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."