Religious Educator Pillows

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Who knocked down the walls of Jericho.'

SUNDAY SCHOOL, 'Before we go any further with this, does it have a happy ending?'

'These, you realize, are just the high points....'

"No, Bobby, Moses did not DOWNLOAD the 10 commandments!"

"Did he say 'commandments' or 'suggestions'?"

"No, no, I said Bathsheba!"

"What does God do with all that prayer data?"

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'They must be a Christian school...'

"We learned in Sunday School today about how Adam and Eve got downsized!"

Who was the strongest man in history? Jonah, even a whale couldn't keep him down!

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Religious Instruction ?

'Neat! - This sounds like superhero stuff!'

'I liked the loaves he gave out last week better. The ones with the little poppy seeds.'

"I still think they paid Goliath to take a dive."

Benediction

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"Oh that's a missionary school."

"Sorry, but you didn't purchase the extended warranty that covered Hebrews."

"So why did Noah have to build an ark?"

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'Everything was going perfectly until Adam donated that rib...'

"It's not Mana. It's fruitcake."

Bible Study - Today's Lesson Adam & Eve

In paradise

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

The chosen few

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'Why was Adam rejected?'