Religious Studies Educator Pillows

"Well, you weren't my first choice either!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"The hyenas started it."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Yes, all at once!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

The World's Biggest Book Club

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Moses as a child.