Religious Educators Mugs

"One of you will betray me."

'There is no 'I' in Jesus, but there is an 'Us'.'

'Catholic families believe in the holy acrimony of marriage.'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'I KNEW he had an ulterior motive!'

Moses parting rain.

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'They're not supposed to have any love interest!'

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

'God's home videos.'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

'I really don't know if I should. Jesus doesn't like money changers.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"The hyenas started it."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'