Relationship Challenges Gifts

"Mary, will you stop this insecure nonsense? I didn't say Gladys was superior to you in any way. I only said I was in love with her, for God's sake."

"He overreacts to everything!"

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."

"Honey, let me call you back—I'm bored."

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

"I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out this way."

"You're taking my blatant lies out of context."

'Stay together... why make two other people unhappy?'

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

'But Slinky, you knew I threw hissy fits when you married me!'

"He didn't exactly ask for a divorce-he offered me an early-retirement package."

"Who's going to finish your sentences?"

"There needs to be room in the relationship for me to say I'm divorcing you."

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"If no two snowflakes are alike, what chance do we have of being compatible?"

Chalk and cheese.

'For years I've been telling him to shape up or ship out. But I never dreamed he'd be Shanghaied!'

"Don't leave me ... I can change."

Relate office. 'He acts the clown too much'.

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

Relationship Issues.

'I don't think that it's going to work out between us,'

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

"Your mother and I are separating because I want what's best for the country and your mother doesn't."

"No, I don't think this emoji means she has lost her love your you and is in love with someone else."

"Don't get caught."

"Twenty years ago, I invited you in for a nightcap. I now retract that invitation."

"I feel like he doesn't respect me."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I won't lie. There have been other pussycats."