Relationship Challenge Gifts

"I'm sorry darling, did I just say, 'I hate you with every micro-fiber of my being'?"

"When you say, 'It's all good' what you really mean is, 'I don't care'."

"Brad, we've got to talk."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'This marriage isn't working - We're too different.'

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

"I'm starting to believe that this relationship was doomed from the start...!"

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

'Your pheromones are just wonderful, but after that it's all downhill.'

'Our relationship will never work Whenever it gets interesting, you've got to rush to the surface for air'

'I wish you would tell people that I've been 'kicked upstairs' instead of I've been 'given the boot'.'

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

"It will be all your fault."

"Rona, I think it’s time we started seeing other people."

"You said it. I heard it. There's no taking it back, Harold!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"Look, if you want me to intuit and empathize with your feelings, just tell me what they are and how to react to them!"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'Great Therapy!'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"