Relationship Challenges Mugs

"Mary, will you stop this insecure nonsense? I didn't say Gladys was superior to you in any way. I only said I was in love with her, for God's sake."

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."

"Honey, let me call you back—I'm bored."

"I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out this way."

"You're taking my blatant lies out of context."

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

"There needs to be room in the relationship for me to say I'm divorcing you."

"Who's going to finish your sentences?"

"He didn't exactly ask for a divorce-he offered me an early-retirement package."

'Stay together... why make two other people unhappy?'

'But Slinky, you knew I threw hissy fits when you married me!'

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

"Your mother and I are separating because I want what's best for the country and your mother doesn't."

"No, I don't think this emoji means she has lost her love your you and is in love with someone else."

"Don't leave me ... I can change."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"If no two snowflakes are alike, what chance do we have of being compatible?"

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Chalk and cheese.

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Relationship Issues.

'I don't think that it's going to work out between us,'

'For years I've been telling him to shape up or ship out. But I never dreamed he'd be Shanghaied!'

Relate office. 'He acts the clown too much'.

"Don't take it so hard, Mindy. Losing a boyfriend is just preparing you for your first divorce!"

"I saw the most fascinating picture of a celebrity getting a cup of coffee today."

Fighting Video Game

"Harold, you have to stop turning the divorce papers into rabbits. Just sign them and move on."

"We're looking for a long dining room table that can symbolize the growing chasm between us as our marriage devolves into a black charade of alienation and indifference, for around twelve hundred dollars."

"I won't lie. There have been other pussycats."