Relationship Difficulties Gifts

'How long have you been fighting?'

"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"

"As part of new security measures, Doris has locked me out of the house."

"I've been thinking of throwing him out."

July 4th, 2020 Fireworks

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"I hear absence makes the heart grow fonder. Let's give it a whirl."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Great Therapy!'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

"We don't talk anymore."

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

DIY marriage counseling.

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