Reformed Raconteur Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and storytelling flair of a reformed raconteur? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their entertaining personality. From mugs to prints, find the perfect piece to honor their creative storytelling and clever insights. These unique gifts are ideal for anyone who loves to share a good story, reflect on their past, and embrace their reformed ways with humor and charm.

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'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.' mockup

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.' mockup

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.' mockup

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.' mockup

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

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"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32." mockup

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32." mockup

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32." mockup

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32." mockup

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

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Non Thought For The Day.

Non Thought For The Day. mockup

Non Thought For The Day. mockup

Non Thought For The Day. mockup

Non Thought For The Day. mockup

Non Thought For The Day.

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"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith." mockup

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith." mockup

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith." mockup

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith." mockup

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

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"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation." mockup

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation." mockup

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation." mockup

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation." mockup

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

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"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?" mockup

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?" mockup

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?" mockup

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?" mockup

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

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'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.' mockup

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.' mockup

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.' mockup

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.' mockup

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

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Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.' mockup

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.' mockup

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.' mockup

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.' mockup

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

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'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.' mockup

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.' mockup

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.' mockup

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.' mockup

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

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'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...' mockup

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...' mockup

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...' mockup

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...' mockup

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

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"I'll need a three iron."

"I'll need a three iron." mockup

"I'll need a three iron." mockup

"I'll need a three iron." mockup

"I'll need a three iron." mockup

"I'll need a three iron."

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"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life." mockup

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life." mockup

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life." mockup

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life." mockup

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

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And that, gentlemen, is my opinion for what it's worth.

And that, gentlemen, is my opinion for what it's worth. mockup

And that, gentlemen, is my opinion for what it's worth. mockup

And that, gentlemen, is my opinion for what it's worth. mockup

And that, gentlemen, is my opinion for what it's worth. mockup

And that, gentlemen, is my opinion for what it's worth.

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"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about."

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about." mockup

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about." mockup

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about." mockup

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about." mockup

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about."

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There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football. mockup

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football. mockup

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football. mockup

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football. mockup

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

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"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!" mockup

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!" mockup

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!" mockup

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!" mockup

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"

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How Platypuses Are Born

How Platypuses Are Born mockup

How Platypuses Are Born mockup

How Platypuses Are Born mockup

How Platypuses Are Born mockup

How Platypuses Are Born

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Social butterfly

Social butterfly mockup

Social butterfly mockup

Social butterfly mockup

Social butterfly mockup

Social butterfly

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It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat.... mockup

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat.... mockup

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat.... mockup

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat.... mockup

It Actually Happened 'My neighbour is always bragging about her Manx cat....

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"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn." mockup

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn." mockup

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn." mockup

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn." mockup

"You misinterpreted the news. I've simply had a terrific autumn."

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'Even women talk about the one that got away'

'Even women talk about the one that got away' mockup

'Even women talk about the one that got away' mockup

'Even women talk about the one that got away' mockup

'Even women talk about the one that got away' mockup

'Even women talk about the one that got away'

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'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.' mockup

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.' mockup

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.' mockup

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.' mockup

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

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Brenda always had Safe sex

Brenda always had Safe sex mockup

Brenda always had Safe sex mockup

Brenda always had Safe sex mockup

Brenda always had Safe sex mockup

Brenda always had Safe sex

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"Oh, I'm not arguing. I'm just stating my opinion and ignoring everything you say."

"Oh, I'm not arguing. I'm just stating my opinion and ignoring everything you say." mockup

"Oh, I'm not arguing. I'm just stating my opinion and ignoring everything you say." mockup

"Oh, I'm not arguing. I'm just stating my opinion and ignoring everything you say." mockup

"Oh, I'm not arguing. I'm just stating my opinion and ignoring everything you say." mockup

"Oh, I'm not arguing. I'm just stating my opinion and ignoring everything you say."

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'Down on the farm!'

'Down on the farm!' mockup

'Down on the farm!' mockup

'Down on the farm!' mockup

'Down on the farm!' mockup

'Down on the farm!'

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'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...' mockup

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...' mockup

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...' mockup

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...' mockup

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

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Businessman As A Weather Vane

Businessman As A Weather Vane mockup

Businessman As A Weather Vane mockup

Businessman As A Weather Vane mockup

Businessman As A Weather Vane mockup

Businessman As A Weather Vane

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"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir." mockup

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir." mockup

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir." mockup

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir." mockup

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

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'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.' mockup

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.' mockup

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.' mockup

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.' mockup

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

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"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers." mockup

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers." mockup

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers." mockup

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers." mockup

"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."

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"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs." mockup

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs." mockup

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs." mockup

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs." mockup

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

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'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .' mockup

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .' mockup

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .' mockup

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .' mockup

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

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Reformed Raconteur Gifts Collection

Reformed Raconteur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the reformed raconteur—perfect for their morning coffee or tea with a witty twist.

Reformed Raconteur Pillows

Find pillows that bring humor and personality to their living space, celebrating the storytelling spirit.

Reformed Raconteur Prints

Browse prints that capture the essence of a reformed raconteur’s wit, perfect for decorating their favorite room.

Reformed Raconteur T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that highlight the clever, humorous side of the reformed raconteur—ideal for casual, charming style.