Rehab Raconteur Gifts

Looking for a gift for the rehab raconteur in your life? Our collection features quirky, thoughtful items that honor their journey with humor and creativity. Perfect for those who turn challenges into stories worth sharing, these gifts blend personality with a dash of wit. Whether they’re proudly sharing their recovery tale or simply love a good laugh, find something that resonates with their resilient spirit.

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'I'm just out of rehab...texting addiction.'

'I'm just out of rehab...texting addiction.' mockup

'I'm just out of rehab...texting addiction.'

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"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs." mockup

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

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'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...' mockup

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

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"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation." mockup

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

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Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked! mockup

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

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'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.' mockup

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

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I'm a gangster rap fan too!

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"Here they come: Detox and Botox." mockup

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

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"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline." mockup

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

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"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know." mockup

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

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"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life." mockup

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

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"I'll need a three iron."

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"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again." mockup

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

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"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up." mockup

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

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'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.' mockup

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

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Addiction Research Centre.

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"She made her hat in rehab."

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"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him." mockup

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

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'I think my work here is done.'

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'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.' mockup

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

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'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.' mockup

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

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'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.' mockup

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

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'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.'

'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.' mockup

'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.'

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Twelve step program.

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'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.' mockup

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

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'Does it hurt when I do this?'

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"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir." mockup

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

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'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.' mockup

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

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Probation Officer

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Social Networking Anonymous 12 Step Program.

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Social Networking Anonymous 12 Step Program.

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'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .' mockup

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

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'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.' mockup

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

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'Note to self... remove slot machine before next meeting.'

'Note to self... remove slot machine before next meeting.' mockup

'Note to self... remove slot machine before next meeting.'

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'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?'

'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?' mockup

'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?'

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Drug Rehab Clinic Christmas Menu - Cold Turkey, Cold Turkey...

Drug Rehab Clinic Christmas Menu - Cold Turkey, Cold Turkey... mockup

Drug Rehab Clinic Christmas Menu - Cold Turkey, Cold Turkey...

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Rehab Raconteur Gifts Collection

Rehab Raconteur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the rehab raconteur—witty, inspiring, and perfect for starting conversations.

Rehab Raconteur Pillows

Check out pillows that combine comfort with a humorous nod to resilience, perfect for uplifting their space.

Rehab Raconteur Prints

View our inspiring prints that honor their journey with wit and creativity—ideal for motivation and decoration.

Rehab Raconteur T-Shirts

Browse t-shirts that celebrate recovery with humor and style—great for any proud raconteur's wardrobe.