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'I'm just out of rehab...texting addiction.'

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"I'll need a three iron."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'He's still on a tether from his incarceration, but one day he hopes to go wireless.'

Addiction Research Centre.

"She made her hat in rehab."

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

'I think my work here is done.'

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.'

Twelve step program.

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

Probation Officer

Social Networking Anonymous 12 Step Program.

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

'Note to self... remove slot machine before next meeting.'

'Howdy, Millie, how's your incontinence?'

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