Real-time Writing Fan Gifts

Writing Naked is how many court reporters describe writing in realtime with others watching.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Ask A Silly Question.

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

God's Double Whammy.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"His prose is so muscular."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Bertolt Brecht

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Frog Prince

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."