Skywriting Fan Gifts

"I like flying south for the winter with George. It's always interesting."

"You should have voted 4 Kamala"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

The Fourth Little Pig

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Moby Dick

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

Ask A Silly Question.

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

National Park Map

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"His prose is so muscular."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Skywriter's Block

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Meanwhile...in Albania

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone