Skywriting Fan T-Shirts

"I like flying south for the winter with George. It's always interesting."

"You should have voted 4 Kamala"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

The Fourth Little Pig

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

This side is the gag reel.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Moby Dick

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

Romulus and Remus

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

National Park Map

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Bertolt Brecht

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"His prose is so muscular."

Skywriter's Block

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Frog Prince

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"