Skywriting Gifts

"You should have voted 4 Kamala"

Skywriter proposal rejection.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Lennon and McCartney.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Anna Calvi

Painting clouds

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

George Michael

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Michael Jackson

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Guitar Man.

Bryan Ferry

Multi-Tasking

New music conference