Skywriting Pillows

"You should have voted 4 Kamala"

Skywriter proposal rejection.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Painting clouds

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Birds Following Witch.

Guitar Man.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Bryan Ferry

Multi-Tasking

New music conference

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"