Skywriter Squad Gifts

"Oh honey, what a romantic anniversary pres..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Mensa Does Improv

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"He's my school project for science class."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'Hang on a minute...'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

Hollywood producer.

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"Great money scenes!"

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."