Real-time Writing Fan Prints

Writing Naked is how many court reporters describe writing in realtime with others watching.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

Ask A Silly Question.

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

God's Double Whammy.

"His prose is so muscular."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Frog Prince

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

Teacher reading.

"I like flying south for the winter with George. It's always interesting."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"