Reading Procrastinator Gifts

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

The best books of the year you never got around to reading.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Serious Putty

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Good luck in your A Levels.

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Studying and technology

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

Holiday Shopping for Guys

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

Still living with parents....