Reading Procrastinator T-Shirts

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Serious Putty

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Good luck in your A Levels.

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Studying and technology

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

Still living with parents....

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."