Reading Procrastinator Pillows

Add some literary humor to their space with cozy pillows that poke fun at the reading procrastinator—perfect for draping on a chair or sofa during long, leisurely reading sessions.

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"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers." mockup

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

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'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.' mockup

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

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"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework." mockup

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

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Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...' mockup

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I'd rather eat your homework."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future." mockup

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

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Serious Putty

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'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.' mockup

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

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Good luck in your A Levels.

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'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?' mockup

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

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Studying and technology

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat. mockup

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

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'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?' mockup

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!' mockup

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?' mockup

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

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Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.' mockup

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

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Still living with parents....

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!' mockup

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

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'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.' mockup

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

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"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer." mockup

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

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"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself." mockup

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

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Reading Procrastinator Pillows Collection

Reading Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate book lovers and procrastinators alike—find the perfect humorous gift to keep their beverage warm while they delay reading.

Reading Procrastinator Prints

Browse our playful prints for the reading procrastinator—witty wall art that brings humor and personality to any book lover’s space.

Reading Procrastinator T-Shirts

Discover our amusing t-shirts designed for the reading procrastinator—fun, witty apparel that celebrates their love for books and their tendency to postpone reading.